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SPRING 2026 ISSUE

Here, take a hit of our joint. Sit back, kick off your shoes, and fall down this rabbit hole of an issue. Side effects may include paranoia, targeted ads, and the realization that your tongue is too large.  

You should probably call your doctor.

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We're starving. Magazines don't make any money. Hopes and dreams only go so far. Grocery prices are sky-rocketing, again. All we're asking for is a few sandwiches and maybe a chocolate milk. Why is the total over $200? Is this the dream we were promised? Please, we're begging you, anything helps. Just download the pdf. Send it to your friends. It might be the last truly free thing in this country. 

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